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Alice in Wonderland: A Horrid and Shameless Re-envisioning of the Classic Imaginary Tales
Black Dynamite: A Hilarious Pitch Perfect Parody
Carnage- A Sporadically Humorous Film About the Facade of Parental Civility That Would Have Been Stronger in the Hands of a Riskier Director
Clash of the Titans- A Greek Epic Mess That Sacrifices the Original's Dedication to Character, Story, and Purpose for Special Effects Nonsense
Cop Out: An Awfully Unfunny "Homage" to the Buddy Cop Genre
Cyrus- A Stylistically Simplistic Comedy of Uncomfortable Nerves and Genuine People
Date Night- An Extremely Inferior Comedic Film When Compared to Carrel and Fey's Known Accomplishments
Death at a Funeral (2010)- An Awfully Unfunny Remake That Replicates Established Characters and Scenarios Instead of Understanding Them
Despicable Me- A Chaotic Animated Feature That Falls Short of the Modern Animation Standard
Get Him to the Greek- A Typical and Mediocre Display of Raunchy and Vulgar Comedy
Greenberg: A Successful but Difficult Showcase of Character and Mood
Grown Ups- A tired and repetitive 90s formula made purely for Sandler's and his friends to laugh at each other
Harry Brown- An Atmospheric and Shockingly Violent Vigilante Film Guided by Michael Caine's Exceptional Performance
Hot Tub Time Machine: By All Standards Falls Short of a Low End Comedic Goal Mark
How to Train Your Dragon- An Accomplishment in 3D Atmosphere While Still Lacking an In Depth Narrative
Immortals- A Vast Landscape of Beautiful Imagery, Camera Work, and Set Design that is Wasted in the Context of a Bland and Unsubstantial Plot
Inception- Christopher Nolan's Puzzle into the Possibilties of Dreams is Intriguing to the Mind but Never the Heart
Iron Man 2- A Mildly Entertaining Sequel Despite its Rigid and Hodgepodge Plot
J. Edgar- A Dismally Paced and Unorganized Biography Picture That Suffers from Subpar Writing, Incomplete Performances, and a Directionless Plot
Kick-Ass: A Disturbingly Violent Yet Immensely Accurate and Entertaining Take on Mark Miller's Comic Series
Knight & Day- Tom Cruise is the best part of this poor attempt at mocking the Spy genre
Melancholia- Von Trier’s Reflection on Human Depression and Existential Nothingness in the Face of the Apocalypse is Uninviting, Languid, and Pretentious
MicMacs- Though a Tad Disjointed, Jeunet's Return to Cinema in Five Years is Fresh, Inventive, and Consistent with His Other Work
Mother- a Unique and Captivating Thriller
Mystery Team: A Rare Comedic Gem
Predators- An Uneven Action Film That Touts a Strength in Suspense and Character Until it Falls Back on Generic Action
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time- Another Average Video Game Adaptation That Survives Mediocrity Based Solely on its Supporting Cast
Red Riding Trilogy: A Haunting and Successfully Epic Piece of Neo-Noir Cinema
Repo Men: A Borrowed and Unoriginal Homage to Better Science Fiction Films
Robin Hood- An Incredibly Convoluted Prequel Re-envisioning That Falls Flat and Feels Desperate
Splice- A Superficial Examination of Lab Ethics from the Director of "The Cube"
The Artist- An Inspired Embodiment of the Silent Era That is Divinely Executed in Tone, Story, and Style
The Ghost Writer- Polanski's Successful Return to Form as a Master of Subtle Suspense
The Girl Who Played with Fire- A Thrilling Second Installment to Stieg Larrson's Intriguing Neo-Noir Series
The Last Airbender- M. Night Shyamalan's First Adaptation is More Excruciating to Experience than His Original Work
The Sorcerer's Apprentice- John Turteltaub and Jerry Bruckheimer's Formula Has Some Charm but Not A Lot of Ingenuity
Toy Story 3- A Resounding and Emotional Ending to a Truly Wonderful Trilogy About Friendship and the Power of the Imagination