Albino Farm

Let’s not waste words – “Albino Farm” blows. I had me suckered in  because Chris Jericho was in it. Except they didn’t mention it was a 5  minutes shitty-ass supporting role and that he played a redneck  hillbilly.

Like countless slashers before, “Albino Farm” pits  four teenagers who took a wrong turn against degenerate human  monsters/cave dwellers, in a place called the Albino Farm. The teens are  stupid and annoying and are not even decent or convincing in their  roles. Well, no actually, the ladies were OK, but the guys… like, yeah.

The  story and the overall pacing are boring, there’s no Chris Jericho, and  the gory parts suck like all the rest. There are two good things I can  say about “Albino Farm”:

1.    A pair of boobs
2.    An  explosion at the end

You can see the boobs on the screenshot.  They are nice indeed. The explosion actually wasn’t that good, but  rather unexpected. Oh, and supposedly it is based on a true story but I  don’t know and I don’t care how much, or if any at all, is true.

Sure,  it was a low-budget B-flick, but when something’s bad, it’s bad. Skip  it.

Rating: 3/10

- review by Ventilation Shaft

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