Children of the Corn

Children Of The Corn (1984)

Stephen King is the most amazing writer ever lived. I adore his books and he's my favorite author. I can't really pick a favorite book from him cause to be honest I haven't read a lot of his books just a few. Movies wise Children Of The Corn is by far the best, creepy kids chillin' in the corn field can't get any better then that! Children Of The Corn came out in 1984 so you get the mediocre acting and cheesy special affects all pulled together to make a super fun movie. You don't need big name actors and actresses and a special affects team to make the movie good. I love the 1980's horror movies cause their classics and I'm a sucker for a classic movie.

The movie is based in Gaitlin Nebraska where a couple drive through trying to find someone to ask for directions. In the book their married on the verge of divorce and in the movie their just dating and the guy wont propose. A boy preacher named Isaac came to Gaitlin and convinced the kids to murder all the adults. Every year on their 19Th birthday they sacrifice themselves to He Who Walks Behind The Rows so in other words the Devil. Isaac mentions to the kids in the corn field how he had a dream where the Lord came to him and told him that he will send outlanders, a man and a woman so they can be sacrificed. The movie continues with the couple trying to escape Gaitlin alive. This movie is just so awesome and everyone should watch it. I remember the first time I saw it on T.V. I fell in love, it was a true masterpiece.

Yeah it's cheesy but come on it was made in 1984 what do you expect. All my friends at work tease me on how much I love this movie cause they think it's so dumb. It's no where near dumb it'll keep you entertained from the time it starts till the time it ends. I don't care what anyone says Children Of The Corn is bad ass. I can't help but smile every time I watch it cause it's just delightful. I give this movie 5 out of 5 Skulls!

Recommendations: The Amityville Horror, Children of the Corn , My Bloody Valentine

JennyB<br />
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Movie Review - Children of the Corn (2009)

First, I think it would be easiest to start off this review with a list of Children of the Corn's plot structure, and then explain from there.

1. 0:00 to around 30:00 - roadside accident between two main characters; subsequent arguing between main characters; driving to town to find a pay phone while arguing

2. 30:01 - 1:00:00 - exploration of abandoned Nebraska town (while arguing); fleeting glimpses of killer children in the backgrounds of shots, most of which is coupled with a sharp musical note (sometimes while arguing); seperation of woman from man and the resulting death

3. 1:00:01 - 2:00:00 - Nam man escapes from children in corn fields; children proceed to chase until dark; man attacked by corn monster that we don't see; finds a clearing with sacrifices, including wife; death of man

These three plot points are basically what make up most of this SyFy feature, with an emphasis on arguing. If it sounds like a poorly plotted, slightly boring and suspense-less film, then I've hit the nail on the head with my description.

From the start of the film, we come to find out that our protagonists' personalities are almost unbearable. Vicki (played by Kandyse McClure) is whiny, weak, and her emotions are practically heightened the amount where you'd think she would die of stress before any child with a scythe can put her out of her misery (and ours). Then again, Burt (David Anders) tries a little too hard to be a macho war veteran, constantly taking charge of situations and demeaning Vicki. It's no wonder that their marriage is failing; two annoying individuals put together does not make for a lovely relationship.

The whole film, too, is a lesson in ill-conceived emotions. Vicki freaks out from the get-go, and there's nowhere for her emotions to rise. She's already at the height of her fear; there's no climax to her character, only a constant state of panic that makes her the obvious victim. On the other hand, Burt is way too calm for most of the movie; even as his wife is killed, he laughs and challenges the children, which makes for probably one of the most unrealistic and humorous parts of the film.

As you can see above, the plot leaves much to be desired. It may work as a short story, but watching the characters bicker for a half an hour about what to do with a dead body becomes tiresome quickly. There's barely any suspense generated; much of what people might find "scary" is just created by kids walking behind cars or windows. None of the kids are ominous or intimidating - Burt shows this to be true when he can outsmart hundreds of them in the corn, or when he kills a few by easily ducking an ax and them battering them senseless. Even the leader of the group, Issac (Preston Bailey), is just a wimpy little kid with a good sense for speeches. Malachai (Daniel Newman) is a misguided redhead with a temper and a gravelly voice: big deal. The thrills of the film should come from the feeling that both protagonists are outmatched by a force much greater. But Burt is already a fearless leader, thanks in part to the juxtaposition of Vicki's weaknesses. One feels as though Burt could single-handedly thwart the children by laying low and then escaping from the corn.

Unfortunately,Children of the Corn becomes a tedious affair: watch Vicki and Burt argue, watch Vicki and Burt explore, watch Vicki and Burt argue, watch Burt run. There's no interest to invest; we're obviously just along for the ride, and the outcome leaves us pretty angry that we wasted so much time observing Burt narrowly avoid death.

SyFy is coming out with an Unrated cut of the film on DVD October 6th; don't buy into their hype. There's nothing in the film that could be considered enough to warrant an Unrated release. The violence is tame, the worst of which being some whispy strands protruding from the eyes. The film is better than your average SyFy Original, but there's still a reason why this is a made-for-TV movie.

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