Thanks to my rather ribald fraternity days in college I once had the privilege of seeing an 18-inch-long turd with three evenly spaced rest marks that was lovingly encased in a polished plexiglass display case. That's a mighty big piece of shit -- but it is nothing compared to the crap that comprises the lugubrious re-telling of Cormac McCarthy's novel, NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, by none other than the celebrated Cohen Brothers. Oh Brothers, What Art Thou Thinking? The same question should be directed to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Four Oscars -- including Best Picture of the Year and Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role? Jeez-oh-flip, BONZO GOES TO COLLEGE was more worthy of an Academy Award and Javier Bardem's cardboard character portrayal is so flimsy, it isn't even corrugated. Interestingly enough, Mr. Bardem may not have actually appeared in this film. Reliable sources have told Needtovent that the undeserving Oscar-winning actor...
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No County For Old Men

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The Cohen brothers came out with one of their best films period and showed they still have the chops to make movies like they did early on in their careers. This film partially brought the awesome Josh Brolin back into the limelight and even more so, gave us one of the greatest on screen villains of all time in the form of Anton Chigurh played brilliantly by then mostly unknown, Javier Bardem.
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Listen people, the dream Tommy Lee describes at the end, explains the whole movie. Stop acting like you just saw a David Lynch film. I’m not a big Coens Brothers fan, I like about 15% of their films so far, but this was fucking amazing! Probably because it was an adaptation and not a Coen original story. Anyhow, who would have thought they could direct so stealthily? Javier Barden’s Anton Chigurh is the scariest mutha of any film ever.
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No Country for Old Men. Hmph. That’s what I said as the credits started to roll up the screen. Hmph. Javier Bardem is so icy cold he’ll give ya the chills. It’s like he’d rather put a hole in your head than speak to you. And in a lot of cases he does. Josh Brolin is excellent as the unlucky son of a bitch who just can’t ignore the little voice in his head that told him to take that poor dying Mexican some water. Tommy Lee Jones is Tommy Lee Jones. This thing really plays like an old school western. Beautiful, sweeping panoramas of the southwest that john ford would be proud of. Gorgeous and essential to the story. I kinda wish I hadn’t just bought it though. It’s one of those I’ll probably never watch again. If I catch it on HBO or something I might sit and watch for a bit. Because it is story telling at it’s absolute best. It is every...
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They gave this movie Best Picture? Seriously? I thought it sucked. Hah! Turns out I don't like everything the Academy likes. So, No Country For Old Men is directed by the Coen brothers who did O Brother, Where Art Thou? one of my favorite Goerge Clooney movies. But these guys have this thing of breaking the rules in film making by doing some really weird stuff that makes no sense but frequently gets mistaken for artistic brilliance. No Country For Old Men is a crime thriller adapted from a book about a hunter played by Josh Brolin who comes across a heap of dead bodies, tonnes of heroine and 2 million dollars in what appears to be a drug exchange gone bad. He thinks he's struck gold and thinks he can keep it quiet. But a silent mercenary named Anton Chigurh is one his trail and the hunter is thrown into a deadly chase for his life. I think No Country would have been great as an action thriller movie where there is just the blood and guns, but Best...
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Cormac McCarthy is an old crank. He may well be the William Faulkner of the 21st century, but he’s a crank. I read a lot of critics rhapsodise about No Country for Old Men when the hardback hit the stands, but precious few took note the book’s old-man-erisms: the crankiness, the misanthropy, the pessimistic certainty that only comes with old age – or youth. McCarthy’s world view is that the world is going to hell in a handbasket. In the Coen brothers’ adaptation of No Country for Old Men, doom is like a blanky that Javier Bardem’s character trails with him. You can ignore it if you want; talk all you like about the modern Western, but this movie is only, only about death. At the start, Josh Brolin finds some money among a pile of corpses. Figuring this for a good omen, he takes the money, and runs. The money (as perhaps hinted at by the corpses) ain’t legal-like, it’s drug money. No sooner has Brolin...
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