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1 review | 150 views
Overall Rating: NA
Started by: thatmoviedude

2012-12-21 13:27:51
Life of Pi is one of the most beautiful movies you will ever see.  It starts slow and takes a little while to get going, but once you get to the heart of the story it really captivates you.  Pi is a young boy who's so interested in different religions that he subscribes to more than one at a time.  Hinduism, Christianity, and Islam have all affected him.  This is what he says as an adult to a writer who has come to find out about the great story Pi has to tell about his life.  The various religions were of great interest to him as a child.  But it's while he's a teenager that he has the greatest experience of his life. Pi's family runs a zoo in India but decide to move to Canada once they begin to struggle financially and realize their various animals are worth much more outside of their homeland.  While traveling overseas, a terrible storm causes a shipwreck killing his family along with the ship's crew.  Pi is the lone survivor.  Well, he's the lone human survivor.  A Bengal tiger manages to make it to the same lifeboat which Pi is on.  A few different animals had also lived through the disaster but - thanks to survival of the fittest - it's only the tiger who remains.  This now leaves Pi with the additional struggle of surviving against the tiger along with the already difficult perils of being stranded at sea. As we know from the movie Cast Away, living a solitary life removed from all other people can really change a person and make them go a little crazy.  Well at least Tom Hanks had an island to himself.  How about being stuck on a lifeboat for 227 days?  Much of the time, Pi can't even be on the boat due to the tiger's presence.  He uses a small raft made out of flotation devices which he keeps tethered to the boat.  But during this long stretch of time, Pi learns more about himself than he ever could have otherwise.  He also learns a way to relate to the tiger and survive for such a long time, all while maintaining some sense of hope.   In such an extraordinary situation, the average person would certainly begin to ponder certain things such as the existence of a divine power or some kind of god.  Pi's early interest in this matter and a development of spirituality is what helps guide him through the ordeal. Director Ang Lee (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Brokeback Mountain) puts the viewer right there in the boat with the tiger so we can feel Pi's fear and identify with his struggle.  The film is based on a very popular book that many people felt could never be turned into a major motion picture.  But Lee pulls it off and manages to use 3D to great effect.  From reflections in the water to the sun gleaming in the sky, everything is vibrant and visually stimulating.  This is the first movie role for Suraj Sharma, the actor playing teenage Pi, and he carries the film handily.  Life of Pi may not star any well-known actors, but don't let that keep you from seeing it.  It's a unique story which makes for an even more unique movie.

1 review | 226 views
Overall Rating: NA
Started by: thatmoviedude

2012-07-22 15:10:56
The most anticipated movie of the year has arrived, and I’m sorry to say, but at least for this moviegoer, it disappoints.  The Dark Knight Rises is such an overly ambitious film that it tries to pack in way more than it can handle. I know I am in the minority here, but by the final hour of the movie all that I really felt was overkill. This is the capper in Christopher Nolan’s trilogy which re-booted the franchise and did indeed make it more respected than it was after the last few Batman films of the 90’s.  This series has a much darker tone which I always preferred over the lighter fare of other superhero movies like the Spider-Man ones.  The dark tone still works well here, but it’s hindered by the blown-up storyline.  Just as many people observed with Spider-Man 3, there’s just too much going on here.  It’s not that the new characters of Bane and another Catwoman are what bring the film down; it’s just that everything is so dragged out in scene after scene.  In fact, the re-introduction of Catwoman was one of the things that worked best.  I’ve never been much of a fan of Anne Hathaway, but her scenes were often the best ones.  This is a much smarter and slicker Catwoman than we’ve ever seen before.  And that’s exactly what you should expect of a character of that name.  Maybe a little more of her and less of some other characters would have served the movie well. Aside from a drawn-out plot about Batman (Christian Bale) being gone for 8 years and Bruce Wayne trying to get his alter-ego mojo back, it seems like the movie tries a little too hard to give ample screen time to all of the other actors as well.  It wants to make sure that returning veterans like Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, and Gary Oldman are properly accounted for along with all the new guys played by Tom Hardy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marion Cotillard, Matthew Modine, and Anne Hathaway.  This results in many unnecessary scenes in my opinion.  There’s also a little surprise about one of the characters at the end of the film, but it was something I had already figured out at the beginning.  And while the primary villain Bane (played by Tom Hardy) is menacing in his physical appearance, it is a little odd that they chose to give him a voice that sounds like an old geezer from England. All in all, The Dark Knight Rises was just a bit of a letdown for me.  It’s not that the expectations were so high that they were hard to live up to, but I actually found this Batman film to be the worst in the trilogy.  I have noticed that each one of them has a prolonged climax at the end, but this one seemed 3 times as long and I found myself zoning out while trying to stay interested.  At 2 hours and 45 minutes, it really just became a movie loaded with a lot of filler.  I mean Malcolm X was 35 minutes longer, yet didn’t feel nearly as long as this.  There’s nothing wrong with a lengthy film as long as each of the scenes are interesting or important to the story.  In this case, they were not.

1 review | 277 views
Overall Rating: NA
Started by: thatmoviedude

2012-06-07 18:58:40
Unlike the corny Mirror Mirror which came out just a few months ago (typical silly stuff you’d expect from Julia Roberts), Snow White and the Huntsman brings a lot more action and a lot more of the evil to the Snow White story.  Here, the “evil queen” truly is evil.  I’ve always liked the idea of seeing dark versions of the classic fairy tales we grew up with.  There was a video game called Alice which was a horror version of Alice in Wonderland.  It looked awesome and would have made for a great movie.  Too bad Tim Burton didn’t go that route with his remake.  Usually those types of films go straight to video, but in the hands of a good director they could be very interesting. The beginning of this film shrewdly focuses on the queen.  We get a little bit of insight as to what made her so evil.  She uses the power of seduction as a means to get what she wants.  She has no problem using her physical beauty for wrongdoing since it seems that the men in her life only focused on that anyway.  Perhaps this is why she is so obsessed with being the “fairest” of them all, though her actions certainly don’t seem to imply much fairness.  Charlize Theron is suitably cast to play her.  Kristen Stewart plays Snow White, and does a very good job stepping out of her popular Twilight element.  Chris Hemsworth, riding high off his role of Thor in The Avengers, is also a fitting choice to play the huntsman sent to capture Snow White for the queen.  He has an intimidating physical appearance to play the brute, but a likeness to him that shows he’s more than just muscles. And yes, the seven dwarves play a substantial role as well.  They’re conspicuously absent from the trailers of the film which makes for a nice surprise when they do show up.  For some reason, they’re entirely comprised of British actors who are of regular height.  The power of CGI puts their faces onto the bodies of actual dwarves.  I suppose maybe it was hard to find seven dwarves who can act as well as these accomplished actors.  Whatever the reason though, it works.  The scenery is great too; the movie veers from some very dark and bleak settings to others of peace and serenity.  While it’s obvious that the story isn’t exactly original, the film enhances many details of the story giving the audience an entertaining look at an otherwise too-familiar tale.  It could have been trimmed down a little as we didn’t need a Snow White film over 2 hours long, but it’s worth seeing if not for the great special effects and cinematography alone.

1 review | 239 views
Overall Rating: NA
Started by: thatmoviedude

2012-05-14 16:55:16
The Avengers is exactly the big action movie blockbuster that everyone’s been waiting for, which explains why it has been breaking all kinds of records.  What’s nice though is that aside from all the action, it has a brain.  The story is very well put together, even using a good amount of scientific jargon that most people won’t understand in some scenes.  But who cares?  As long as it makes sense and entertains us at the same time, you can’t really ask for more. The movie manages to intertwine the stories of 4 popular characters that have all had separate movies based on them in the past.  So it’s almost like watching 4 movies mashed up into 1.  But it’s successful in making one cohesive film involving all of them.  These characters are Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Captain America (Chris Evans), and the Hulk (now played by Mark Ruffalo).  Throw in Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) and Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) who made smaller appearances in a couple of the previous Marvel films and you’ve got a complete team of superheroes.  Of course, there’s Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) who brings them altogether as well.  Not only do you have a great set of characters, you’ve also got a fine cast of actors playing them. The plot revolves around Loki, the adopted brother of Thor, attempting to wreak havoc on Earth and turn humans into slaves.  Naturally, Nick Fury believes the only way to stop Loki and his army is to gather all of the aforementioned heroes as one team known as the Avengers in order to stop him.  The only problem is trying to get them all to get along at first.  Part of the fun of the movie is watching each hero trying to outdo one another and prove who the more superior figure is.  Eventually of course they learn to work with each other which makes them unstoppable. Each character brings a unique element to the story.  Thor obviously has a personal history with the villain; Iron Man / Tony Stark has his flashy yet effective style which always ruffles some feathers; Captain America, while maybe not the most interesting character, brings an old-fashioned sense of heroism and also leads the heroes when they find each other at odds with one another; Hawkeye is a master archer and Black Widow is a trained spy with supreme martial arts skills who has worked with him in the past; and we all know about the Hulk – get him mad and he becomes an uncontrollable force to be reckoned with.  Not only does Mark Ruffalo fit into the role of the Hulk better than the two previous actors who played him, but the filmmakers nail the physical transformation as well.  They’ve made him just the right size for stomping around and causing havoc without looking too much like a ridiculous giant this time. The final battle scene is longer than most but worth it, and rivals those of any other action movie before it.  The special effects are pretty great and it’s nice to see so many stars in one movie willing to give up screen time to one another.  It’s teamwork, both on and off camera, that makes this film work.  The summer movie season has officially started with a bang.

1 review | 771 views
Overall Rating: NA
Started by: MichaelParent

2011-09-28 07:07:03
Fellini’s Satyricon (Federico Fellini, 1969) The films of Federico Fellini always have been intriguing and mysterious because every first viewing of his films I feel like I’m entering in a different world than mine. Not only the imagery but also the narrative and the acting. It is always like the feeling of being in a dream-like universe. The first film from Fellini I saw was his Casanova with Donald Sutherland. It’s time for an anecdote: when I came back from my one month trip in Italy in 2006 my flight from Paris to Montréal had a special passenger: Mr. Donald Sutherland. The funniest thing about this little moment was that I knew who he was and I loved his presence in Casanova , Don’t Look Now, 1900, etc. But everyone was shouting this is Jack Bauer’s father! For Odin’s sake’s this man is a living legend don’t insult him by saying that he is the father of the flavour of the moment! Recognize the man at least! I discovered many Fellini films before I started this blog, so this is why this is one of the first reviews about his work. Satyricon was the first film of Fellini I ever bought, the Antic Roman settings and the name of the movie (I am a fan of the band of the same name) were the two magnets that got me and my hard earned money. Opposed to many Italian and American peplums that tried to recreate with precise details the past, Fellini’s Satyricon is the perception of the Roman Empire by Fellini himself. This is his fantasy about this time and age. It may sound a little pompous but for the neophytes out there Federico or affectively Fefe had an incredible imagination and his creations are inimitable. This creativity is characterized by a childish approach to everything, many of his imagery is taken from his memories and his impressions as a kid on how he used to perceive and see life. Far from being his most accessible work, Satyricon did not have standard narration neither does it have appealing characters. It looks like a freak show set in Ancient times. It is raw, bizarre, and beautiful at the same time. But like many unique films, this Fellini is a masterwork of cinematic brilliance and mise en scène. Even if it’s not considered as a major work from his oeuvre I still think that film has a special aura of greatness and weirdness. Moreover, Satyricon is a very personal film made by the genius vision of Federico Fellini. http://cinephiliaque.blogspot.com/2011/09/satyricon.html

1 review | 474 views
Overall Rating: NA
Started by: jemurr

2011-09-22 05:34:00
Captain America: The First Avenger, amusingly only called First  Avenger in South Korea, is in some ways the beginning of the Marvel  Cinematic Universe. It almost could have been the first film, telling  the titular heroes story while setting up the later Iron Man and Thor  installments, and of course leading into 2012's Avengers. It opens with a strange ship found in the arctic, inside of which is  the frozen Captain America. Hence, any non-comic fans immediately know  that this hero’s story ends in tragedy. Flashback t0 1941, where Johann Schmidt A.K.A. the Red Skull (Hugo  Weaving) is introduced. Schmidt is the head of Hydra, the Nazi deep  science division. Hydra raids a town in Norway in search of a Tesseract,  a cube (in the comics called the cosmic cube) of immense power,  apparently tied to Viking mythology. This item allows for fantastic  weapons and vehicles later seen in the film. This scene is reminiscent  of Raiders of the Lost Ark, and even has a backhanded reference to it as  Schmidt mocks Hitler for looking for “trinkets in the desert.” His final fate is also reminiscent of Indy films. Cut to New York, where through some interesting special effects,  actor Chris Evans plays 90 pound weakling Steve Rogers. Due to his size  and a score of health problems he is rejected by 5 different recruiting  stations. Steve has strong moral convictions and desperately wants to  join the war effort. He sees the Nazis as nothing more than bullies that  need to be stopped. He’s also upset that his friend James Buchanan  “Bucky” Barnes not only has joined the Army, but is in the 107, which  Roger’s father was in when he died during World War One. His moral courage gets the attention of escaped German scientist Dr.  Abraham Erskine, who gets him into a secret super soldier project. There  he meets later love interest agent Peggy Carter, who is British for some reason, and Colonel Phillips played by Tommy Lee Jones. Phillips is naturally skeptical of Rogers and doesn’t respect him, but Erskine realizes that Rogers is the correct choice because he is “a good man.” Rogers is selected and, with the help of Howard Stark, Tony Stark’s/Iron Man’s father, goes through an experiment that transforms  him into a muscular semi-superhuman specimen. He’s not invulnerable and  not as strong and fast as ,say Superman, but he’s more athletic than any human, able to throw people good distances, is fast, can jump fairly  high etc. Rogers is intended to be the first of many super soldiers, but a Nazi spy blows up the lab and kills Erskine, leading to Rogers first action  scene. It’s not really explained why the formula can’t be replicated, but in the comics Erksine memorized much of it, hence didn’t leave notes. The film drops the ball on that though. Much to his humiliation Rogers is turned into a propaganda tool to  sell war bonds across the country, accompanied by songs and USO  showgirls. Here he gets the name Captain America, with a goofy looking  outfit reminiscent of the actual serial film made of Captain America in  1944,  and the triangular shaped shield he had in that era. Ironically  he also films a few movies. We also actually see first issue of the  Captain America comic book, which also appeared in Iron Man 2.  Interestingly the comic was first published in 1941, 7 months before  Pearl Harbor. In this world it was apparently published afterwards. After a show in Italy before an uninterested audience of battle weary  G. I.s, Rogers learns is friend Barnes is behind enemy lines. He goes out on his own to rescue him and other soldiers, and has a great first  encounter with the Red Skull. From here he leads Barnes and other soldiers in a special unit  specifically made to fight Hydra. One of the interesting features of  this movie is we don’t see all of his adventures. It’s understood that  he went on many missions but we don’t see them all. This leaves room for  more sequels and other tie in items set in this period, like the video  game Captain America: Super Soldier for instance. The crux of this film is Rogers morality and determination. This  plays into his recruitment, his conviction to go through the painful  experiment, and his desire to lead men in battle. Even his final fate in  the war is not so much an accident as in the comics, but another  example of his moral courage. Naturally there’s plenty of action, probably more than the Iron  Man’s, Hulk and Thor actually. It does capture it’s period very well. Some of the CGI background effects looked obvious, but I think it led to  a certain feel that they were purposely trying for. One point of contention among fans is the lack of Nazi symbols. The  swastika appears real big in a scene in a movie theater, but aside from  that it’s hidden. A few Nazi officers have tiny Swastika pins, and they  have the armband, but the swastika on their arm band is never in view.  It makes sense story wise that Schmidt uses Hydra to strike out on his  own, even one upping the Nazi salute with a “Hail Hydra” accompanied by  two fists in the air (as opposed to the Nazis salute of one open hand  raised). Hydra has it’s own symbol and the uniform for their troops is  reminiscent of Star Wars storm troopers, who in turn were designed after  Nazi soldiers. Still, to go so far out of the way to hide Nazi symbols  is a testament to the strange sensibilities of our day. The Indiana  Jones series, which this film sought to emulate, took no qualms about  showing the swastika in all it’s evil glory. Howard Stark is fun to watch, clearly the predecessor of his son, and also Roger’s weapons man A.K.A. the Q to Evans’ Bond. I would have  liked to have seen more of the soldiers, but there simply wasn’t enough  time. Rogers relationship with Carter is even more light than the romance in Thor, and based around the fact that she’s the first girl  that bothered to talk with Rogers, who has no idea how to talk to women. Captain America covers a lot of ground in it’s two hours, maybe more so than it’s predecessors, but it’s a fun ride.  8/10. Minor Marvel Movie-verse Spoilers. The tesseract is hidden in a carving of the world tree from Viking  mythology, and is said to be the jewel of Odin’s treasure room. In the  comics, I always thought it was awkward that Thor, a Viking God, had such prominence in the Marvel Universe, especially given the amount of  mythological heroes available. In the Cinematic Universe it actually  makes more sense. Captain America connects us to the Nazis, who in real  life were into Viking mythology. A whole sub genre of science fiction is  based around Nazi super science/Nazi occultism (Like Indy). So in a superhero world it would make sense to have Viking mythology be real/the  superheroes/villains of their time. So I really liked that. Rogers and Barnes have a double date to the Worlds Fair, which is similar in design to the Stark Expo in Iron Man 2, and has similar music  too. At one exhibit Professor Horton’s synthetic man is in full  display. This was the original Human Torch from the comics. (Not the  later Fantastic 4 Human Torch, ironically played by Evans) Cap’s circular shield is made of the fictional metal Vibranium, but it’s not said where it came from. We don’t hear the name but the men Rogers leads are the Howling  Commandos, led by Nick Fury in the comics. One addition they have is  James Falsworth, who in the comics becomes British hero Union Jack. Howard Stark tries and fails to find Rogers in the arctic. He does find the cube, which presumably will be the basis for Arc Reactor  technology. Barnes dies and that scene comes really fast. At the very end Captain America is told that he was asleep for nearly 70 years. I wish they just said “a long time” or something like that.  As the movies continue, they will always be presumed to be set in the  present, so that will get dated fast. There’s not really an extra scene after the credits but instead an  actual trailer for next years Avengers, which is filming right now. I run a fansite for the Marvel Cinematic Universe at http://marvelmovieworld.webs.com .

4 reviews | 1017 views
Overall Rating: NA
Started by: JustMeMike

2011-09-04 07:39:25
Cowboys and Aliens is a cross genre film based off a graphic novel,  starring Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig.  Craig’s character wakes up not  knowing who he is, or how he got a strange metal object attached to his  wrist. He soon gets captured and learns he was a wanted outlaw. As he’s  about to be taken away spaceships fly through the night sky and start  attacking the town and abducting people. At this point he realizes the  device on his hand can fight the aliens, and joins the townspeople in  trying to get their loved ones back. The neat thing about this movie is it’s a cowboy movie first, and a  science fiction film second. It has all the tropes of a western,  Cowboys, Indians, bandits, saloon brawls, etc. It also has the beats of  the UFO phenomenon, alien abduction, lost memories, cattle mutilations,  but also the aliens methods (they basically lasso people to abduct them)  and their overall plot fit in perfectly with western mythology. Along the way there are nice character beats for the various  townspeople, including the dorky saloon owner and his search for  respect. Despite the somewhat goofy title the premise is played  completely straight. My sole complain is that, while it has some  suspense, it should have/could have been outright scary. One really interesting thing to me was that, unlike most movies of  this type, it left no room for a sequel. It has a definitive ending, and  is a neat experiment in cross genre film. 8.5 out of ten.

2 reviews | 661 views
Overall Rating: NA
Started by: JustMeMike

2011-05-28 16:20:48
RATING 6/10 Bottom Line While nowhere near as bad as the previous two films in the Pirates franchise, “On Stranger Tides” is at best an average affair that only half-heartedly tries to recapture the magic of the original film. The Good One of the best things about this fourth entry in the Pirates franchise is that it jettisons the convoluted, clumsy, and directionless narratives of the second and third films. Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) seems more like himself again as he is pulled in to a quest to find the fountain of youth, with evil pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane) and the feisty Angelica (Penelope Cruz) thrown in to the mix. With Sparrow now front and centre in this film with both Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley not returning for this outing, it allows for his iconic character to take centre stage, and quite rightly, the filmmakers have realised that this is a good thing as in the previous films he seemed to be a shadow of his former self. There are many intriguing sequences in the film, with the mermaids’ scenes being quite fascinating and scary all at the same time, or the well-executed first escape scene where Sparrow evades the King’s officers in London. Aside from Johnny Depp having his usual fun as Sparrow, Geoffrey Rush is likewise relishing his character of Barbossa, and in many ways, is a good protagonist in this film and a change of pace for the character. Penelope Cruz is effective as Angelica who seems to be more than a match for Sparrow’s crafty behaviour. “On Stranger Tides” may have been better served as the second film in the franchise as it clearly a step above the poorly executed previous sequels. The Bad This film does not make much of an effort to recapture the magic of the first film. It is dark, and almost bland in its nature. Blackbeard is not particularly scary or formidable, aside from when he waves his hands and fireballs blow out of the front of his ship. A tragic romance between a mermaid and a missionary is dramatically unrealised, and in the end feels tacked on to account for the absence of Orlando and Keira. The film does not look particularly good in 3D at all, with a number of images being way too dark. At the end of the day, there was only one good Pirates film, and this one is just another attempt to cash in on the good will of that film.

2 reviews | 270 views
Overall Rating: NA
Started by: thatmoviedude

2011-05-18 15:14:10
Rating 7.5/10 BOTTOM LINE Entertaining and fun, with strong performances led by a well cast Chris Hemsworth make “Thor” a solid comic book movie adaptation, but it is missing that sparkle of magic and character that would have made it a great film. THE GOOD Comic book movies are a dime a dozen these days. Thor manages to rise above most of them thanks to its light-hearted execution, entertaining action sequences, spectacular visuals, and solid performances by a strong cast. Thor (Hemsworth), the God of Thunder, is exiled to Earth by his father King Odin (Hopkins) due to his recklessness and vanity which could bring destruction to their realm. While on Earth, he meets Jane (Portman), and through events spurred on by his brother Loki (Hiddleston), Thor learns to become humble and accepts his exiled fate. However, when Thor’s fighting companions inform him of the truth about what Loki has been doing, he sets about returning to his realm to stop his brother from causing untold destruction. This story has some strong biblical ties, but the film always manages to keep things entertaining and fun. Chris Hemsworth owns the screen as Thor, a singularly impressive feat given he has to stand toe-to-toe with Anthony Hopkins who puts in an imposing performance as King Odin. The visuals of this film are nothing short of spectacular. The visual realisation of Thor’s realm in the cosmos is breathtaking. The action scenes are also well produced, particularly when Thor uses his hammer to dispose of many an enemy. The story is basically about sibling rivalry, and in this case, the dynamic between Thor and his brother Loki makes this film good viewing. Thor is undoubtedly a lot of fun, and given the care put in to the visuals and action, along with the great cast, the film is definitely worth watching on the big screen. THE BAD Although the film is well made and told, it does lack a certain extra punch that would have made it special. In many ways, the film just keeps piling on visual after visual, action scene after action scene to keep pandering to the sub-25 year old male demographic which apparently suffers from attention deficit disorder. If the filmmakers had nuanced the tone and pacing of the narrative more, this film may have come out as something more special and unique, a point made all the more obvious when you consider how many core ingredients in this film are great; from the actors, to the action and visuals.

22 reviews | 4703 views
Overall Rating: 2.9
Started by: andre_navarro

2011-05-05 08:19:46
2012 - Directed by Roland Emmerich, starring John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Woody Harrelson - Rated PG-13 Destruction is nice and all, but the rest is a bit weak. "This is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a whimper." Director Roland Emmerich would whole-heartedly disagree with T.S. Eliot on that point. Emmerich destroys the planet in the loudest possible way he can and when he's showcasing the planet's destruction, 2012 works and is entertaining. When Emmerich tries to build characters and emotional connections; not so much. 2012 takes the ending of the Mayan calendar (12/21/12) and shows the doomsday scenario that some people believe in (though most everything I read or watch concerning the date now try to stray away from claiming the apocalypse is near). If you've seen the previews, you know what you're in for: mass destruction and a bunch of close calls for John Cusack and company. Cusack is trying to get his ex-wife, two kids, and their stepfather across the world to China in the hopes of catching a ride on some kind of ship being built by the world powers. Of course he's always just one step ahead of the spreading destruction. His escapes (especially the one featuring a limo) are quite ridiculous, but they look great for the most part. Emmerich, after Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow, has become quite good at staging destruction. Destruction scenes are nice and all, but it helps if you actually care about the characters running away from the danger. I didn't care one way or another about them (which is the problem I had with The Day After Tomorrow, along with the awful CG wolves in that film). I normally don't like John Cusack in anything he makes, so that didn't help matters for me. It also might have something to do with the fact that I've seen all of this before. The characters seem like they didn't make the cut for Independence Day. Of course Cusack is divorced, but there still seems to be something between him and his ex (Amanda Peet). His son kind of hates him, but if the end of world can't bring father and son together, what can? Forming the government/science side of the characters are Chiwetel Ejiofor (a waste in such an effects driven movie) as the scientist with a code of honor, Oliver Platt as the scientist without it, Thandie Newton as the president's daughter, and Danny Glover as the president. All standard doomsday movie characters, but Woody Harrelson, as the conspiracy nut, stands out and makes his short but sweet scenes genuinely fun. The rest of the film is a series of tearful goodbyes, missed opportunities to reconnect, and characters saying variations of, "I think you should see this." Seriously, count how many times a character says a line like that, it's insane. I wanted to yell at the screen, "Hey, just stay in the room with the guy because something is probably going to happen every five minutes!" I guess it's all to be expected in a film like this and maybe the emotional scenes will actually work for some people, but it was all lost on me. One thing that wasn't expected, though, was the running time. This film lasts nearly two hours and forty five minutes. It basically pounds you into submission before letting you go with this formula: destruction, tearful goodbye, destruction, minor character death, destruction, tearful phone call, etc. It's just tiring and I was glad to leave the theater. I suppose 2012 never really had a chance with Emmerich behind it. He made a fun summer movie with Independence Day but his latest two films don't allow for much fun. Comic relief or light hearted moments just seem wrong in a movie featuring the deaths of billions of people. How can you root for a Russian trophy wife's tiny dog to survive when you know people are dying all around? It just doesn't work, but hey, it looks impressive and it's all just a movie. It just made me want to watch Independence Day again. But it was better than The Day After Tomorrow, so that's something, I guess.

2 reviews | 568 views
Overall Rating: NA
Started by: JustMeMike

2011-04-22 04:47:12
Hanna is an action thriller directed by Joe Wright that opens in the artic wilderness.  Hannah, a young girl, is being trained in combat and survival by her father Erik, played by Eric Bana. Saoirse Ronan plays Hanna. They have apparently lived in the wilderness for years, with him training her and teaching her language and other information through encyclopedias. One day, for reasons not entirely clear, they must seperate, and arrange to meet in Berlin. Erik is apparently an ex spy, and forces are after Hannah (and Erik) for reasons not clear. Most of the narrative focuses on Hannah’s journey, as she is out in the world for the first time. Humorous moments occur as she has immense encyclopedic knowledge but no sense of how the real world works. Along the way she travels with a family, including a girl her own age and a little brother. These could have been stock characters but unfortunately rise above that. Near the end of the story we learn the story of Hanna’s parentage and why people are after her. It’s a story we’ve seen before but it’s done well and it works because you don’t know at first. The action scenes are good and tense, there were a few scenes that looked like music videos which took me out a little bit but overall the direction was good. Good European electronic soundtrack, countries we don’t see often, if ever, in American film, good cinematography, and a nice connection from the beginning scene to the end. Overall this should be a surprise hit, and will probably be one of the better movies I see this year. 9.25/10

2 reviews | 573 views
Overall Rating: 2.5
Started by: Squish

2011-03-01 07:46:40
One, if not, the most controversial movie of all-time depicting some of the most disturbing scenes ever film in a fictionnal film, Ruggero Deodato's Cannibal Holocaust will be discussed here. I should mention that it was a challenge for me to enter in this infamous movie, because of the violence and the reputation of the film itself. I am not too enclined about exploitation films and I entirely disagree when a filmmaker uses animals and hurts them voluntarly (turtle scene and the pig scene). They are gratuitous and they don't bring anything interesting to the story or the propos of it. Deodato's challenge was to make a fictionnal movie about a documentary that feels like the real making-of of a documentary. He succeeds in this aspect; the movie feels like if it was shot by two different teams. One in New York and the other one in Amazonian forest. Instead of presenting the shocking images all in one continuous shot, Deodato makes us wait with the trip to find the tapes of the documentary with the Professor Monroe. The professor Monroe is one of the most important character in the movie, he represents science and also morale. He is the only character the viewer can actually identifies himself with. He has a lot of common sense but he also wants to understand the native tribes he encounters in his trip; a representation of our curiosity and interest in viewing the film. He will oppose himself with force agaisnt the broadcasting of the disturbing images of the final journey of the journalist team. This team of reporters thirsty for celebrity and money will do anything to get the images they want to show to the public of the civilized world. It represents this buzz of journalists that will kill themselves or others just to get the scoop or the most blood of some news or documentary. Cannibal Holocaust is a metaphor on journalists and on how they feed themself on human misery and sensationalism. The final image of the film when the camera moves from Professor Monroe to some buildings in the city reprensents one of the many metaphors of the movie: who is more civilized? the cannibals living in the "stone age" or the "civilized" living in stone buildings in "societies"? Well, the answer of the film states that in every "world" there are evil and good. The buildings and technical advances do not mean that we are better humans than the one still living in the jungle or the "stone age". Even with all the thinking Cannibal Holocaust has provoke for me it was not a film I particularly loved, but its messages are clear and maybe the methods are extreme, it still denounces abuses within it. I also believed that this is not a film for the faint of heart by in some ways it's like a mandatory film to watch...

5 reviews | 958 views
Overall Rating: NA
Started by: JustMeMike

2011-02-15 12:54:43
The original True Grit, made in 1969, was not a good film. Yes, it did launch John Wayne to an Oscar for Best Actor, but other supporting actors were poor and the whole thing is now seen as a parody rather than setting a benchmark for Westerns today . However, the Coen brothers' effort, based on the book by Charles Portis of the same name, succeeds where the original failed, and Jeff Bridges essentially carries the film forward and is what makes it such a joy to watch. True Grit  tells the story of a young girl called Mattie Ross (newcomer Hailee Steinfeld), who enlists the help of a bonded US Marshall (Bridges) to track down her father's killer, a man who goes by many names, but is known to her as Tom Chaney (Josh Brolin). Mattie spends the first half hour of the film trying to convince Rooster to help her, and eventually manages to talk him into taking her with him. Unfortunately, it is this bit of the film that has pacing issues, which is a shame since it moves forward quite spectacularly from then on. Not the best of starts. Mattie soon meets Texas Ranger La Beouf (pronounced La Beef) who has his own reasons for wanting to apprehend Chaney.  He's a despicable character- when Mattie wakes up in her bed one morning to find him sitting in a chair staring at her, La Beouf admits he contemplated stealing a kiss whilst she was asleep, before realising that she was possibly a bit young for him, and ugly to boot.   /</gispan style="font-size: 1px;"/>/giIts wonderful to see Damon playing such a character. He has had a very busy couple of years that man, starring in  Inside Job, Hereafter, The Adjustment Bureau, Contagion  and  Margaret - all in the space of just over a year. His work-rate is tremendous, and although he has been juggling many projects, his performance is always excellent. But enough of Mr Universe- this is Steinfeld's film. Whilst she may come across as demanding and arrogant, we soon sympathise with her plight. So desperate is she to find her father's murderer, despite not being wanted by Rooster or La Beouf, she follows them on horseback out of town and plunges her horse into a river and struggles across to get to them. Its an emotional moment, and it creates a bond between her and Bridges' Rooster. Ah, Bridges, he makes this film. At times it is hard to hear what he is saying, as he mumbles into his beard a lot and his accent doesn't help, but his actions are hilarious and his stout heart and calculating mind provide many laugh-out-loud moments.  Cinematographer Roger Deakins shoots a beautiful film, complete with cross fades and beautiful panoramas of the starry skies, and snow.  The problem is, the film ends quite abruptly. Just as you are hankering for some more, its all over, much too quickly. Its a two hour film, not short by any standards, but the time flies by and some might find the ending unsatisfactory, as voice-over fills the void when you just want to see more of what happened to Rooster and Mattie. Hailee Steinfeld is  excellent  as Mattie, absolutely  terrific . She carries herself with the grace of someone well beyond her years and considering the fact this is her first feature film, its safe to say she has a successful career ahead of her. Its thanks to her responses that we actually get the gist of what the hell Rooster is mumbling about half the time.  True Grit  is exceptionally acted, scripted, shot (but not paced) and has a lot of heart. If only Jeff Bridges could articulate more clearly, then this film would earn an extra star. big ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ span style="color: red;" 8/10 /big /span /span

1 review | 322 views
Overall Rating: NA
Started by: JustMeMike

2011-02-11 16:43:59
In 120 A.D., Flavius Aquila led 5,000 elite Roman soldiers on a mission beyond the edge of the known world. They and their treasured Eagle standard were never seen again ... 20 years later, the commander's son set out to solve the mystery of their disappearance.   Like Star Wars , The Eagle begins with the word crawl (above) to set the time and place. While not quite as memorable as 'A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...' it served the purpose.   For the umpteenth time we get more of the togas, and sandals, and yes, the swords too, as the always insatiable, for more conquests and more land, ancient Roman Empire is once again revisited. It is hard to like the Romans because after all, they were imperialists. Their desire to rule all the lands that they could set their feet down on ultimately led to their demise - not as a people, but as a dominating global super-power, which is a bit of an oxymoron because in those days - global wasn't a term that was in vogue, or even in use.   This story takes place far away from the billboard free Appian Way, and far from the glitter of the patricians in the embroidered togas, and the masses, in their homespun tunics, who dwelled in Rome, a place to which all roads led. In fact, we are so far out in the hinterlands  that the Roman troops who occupied the fort near the border called it a shit-hole. We'll be a bit more magnanimous and call it the boondocks. On the rudimentary maps of that time, it was called Caledonia. Nowadays, you may know it as Scotland. Back then, Hadrian's Wall, which today is still standing in parts, marked the border, or as the crawl told us - the edge of the known world. To the south was Britannia otherwise known as England. To the North was Caledonia.   Directed by Kevin Macdonald , and starring Channing Tatum as the young general, Marcus Aquila, the film sets forth a tale of honor, courage, and loyalty, which are staple of films like this or Spartacus , or Gladiator , or even The Last Samurai . There are no real surprises in the script, in the actions, or even in the style; and more importantly - there are no wenches.   Oh, there were a few women to be seen, but ever so briefly, and ever so chastely. In this part of the world, the Romans were considered scum: they were the occupying force, had killed many families' sons and fathers, and beyond that, the Romans had 'defiled our daughters';  so the angry locals said.    So Aquila, after being granted a honorable discharge and a medal of honor from the big shots back in Rome, because of his war wounds, takes it upon himself, to head north, beyond the boundaries, to get back The Eagle, his family honor, and to put his mind at rest by discovering what had actually happened to that specific Roman legion .   Accompanying him is his slave, Esca, played by Jamie Bell , whose lifetime servitude he had acquired because he had saved him from death in a gladiator match. Esca would be necessary to help lead the way - an army would be seen, but two men could hide in plain sight. Actually they couldn't, but that's getting ahead of ourselves.   Off they go, into the wilds of Caledonia. And a pretty place it is, once you are up high enough to look over a commanding vista. Later, Esca would be useful to speak the local lingo, and to catch mice or rats which they had to eat raw as it was too dangerous to make a fire if you are being tracked.   The local tribe were called the Seal people but they seemed to borrow the styles of the Mohicans who would be occupants in the New World, oh, about 1500 years later. Okay, their dress and hair styles aren't really that important, except that they do help you keep track in the action sequences.   Speaking of action, there are battles galore, but these days, they are not particularly viewer friendly. Closing your eyes and listening to the grunts, screams, and the clanging of steel gives you almost as much information as you might get if you had kept your eyes open.   The film does a good job of summing up or explaining the mysteries of what had happened 20 years prior. Did you expect any less? In the supporting roles watch for Donald Sutherland who shows up as Marcus's good old Uncle Aquila, and Mark Strong appears as Guern is also notable. As is Denis O'Hare , as Lutorius, a smart number two man at the fort. But beyond those men, the cast was pretty much unknown to me.   The Eagle wasn't bad, but Spartacus, Gladiator, and even the Last Samurai were far better. If you need to kill a few hours, or get out of the rain, The Eagle will be satisfactory. Otherwise you can you can wait for the DVD.

6 reviews | 745 views
Overall Rating: 2.9
Started by: zDoomSLayerz

2011-01-31 01:57:02
RATING 4/10 BOTTOM LINE: Although meant to be a homage to 1980s action films, “The Expendables” is a tasteless exercise in violence which has none of the fun of those 80s films while simultaneously wasting an opportunity to create an enjoyable tale with all these iconic action stars, both past and present, in the same film. THE GOOD: As with so many films, the idea upon which the whole exercise hangs is usually a good one. Stallone leads a cast of iconic action stars, both past and present, in an action film based on a group of mercenaries who find themselves on a mission where more than meets the eye, but it is up to them to deal with it! Some of the action sequences in this film are entertaining, particularly with the personalities driving them, and despite Stallone being the main star and director, he does allow the rest of the cast to shine in parts, particularly Jason Statham who plays his tough partner. Eric Roberts is effective as the two dimensional bad guy; his character is bland, but Roberts manages to infuse him with enough villainy and tough talk that he is fun to watch. Bruce Willis is quite menacing in his cameo and is the only one who seems to fit properly in the film and give a performance that you will remember. “The Expendables” works on these levels if nothing else. THE BAD: From a narrative perspective, this film is a complete mess. The whole thing barely hangs together, and is designed to find excuses to get to the action. Even the 80s action classics, despite being corny, had strong plots to drive the action, even though they were simple. Aside from Stallone, Staham, and Lundgren, the rest of iconic cast have less than useless roles, particularly Jet Li who keeps getting beaten in every scene, and Steve Austin who is nothing more than a hired thug. Mickey Rourke is perhaps the exception, but his performance is almost out of place in this film, as the oscar-nominated actor actually creates some genuine emotional moments in a few scenes; what’s that doing in a dumb action film? Schwarzenegger’s cameo is somewhat jarring, unnecessary and silly. Those expecting to see Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis together in a great scene will be disappointed. The violence in this film is unwarranted. Seeing bad guys not just being shot, but blown apart is not an entertaining way to spend a few hours, and again, 80s action films were violent but did not seem to indulge in this kind of vulgarity. Combined with the fact that there are barely any fun moments in the film and you have virtually nothing left except for excessively violent, but technically well executed action sequences that create no sense of excitement of purpose. You can see what Stallone was trying to do here, but given the lack of narrative depth in the script and the fact that none of the elements that made 80s action films so much fun are present, “The Expendables” is a wasted opportunity at getting all these iconic stars together in a fun adventure.



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