For fuck’s sake, don’t watch this film. Yes, it stars Keanu Reeves and Udo Kier in a small role, but it’s just so damn awful. Mike (River Pheonix) is a male prostitute and has narcolepsy – a disease which causes him to fall into deep sleep in an instant. His best friend is Scott (Keanu Reeves), the mayor’s son who went on being a vagabond and, like Mike, a prostitute. OK, so it’s a drama. But it had Keanu, I thought. He is always cool. This film will be alright. I was wrong, except for the part of Keanu being cool – he is, but everything else is just plain shit. There are dramas, good dramas, like “Fight Club” or “Oldboy” or “A Clockwork Orange” and there are those dramas that try to look like some art films but the truth is almost nobody understands them. “It’s some artsy stuff, I don’t really get it, but it must be good.” Well, it isn’t. “My Own Private Idaho”...
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My Own Private Idaho

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Writers: William Shakespeare (play), Gus Van Sant (written by),
Release: 29 September 1991 (USA)
Tagline: This road will never end. It probably goes all around the world.
Plot: Two best friends living on the streets of Portland as hustlers embark on a journey of self discovery and find their relationship stumbling along the way.
Cast: River Phoenix - Mike Waters, Keanu Reeves - Scott Favor, James Russo - Richard Waters, William Richert - Bob Pigeon, Rodney Harvey - Gary, Chiara Caselli - Carmella, Michael Parker - Digger, Jessie Thomas - Denise, Flea - Budd, Grace Zabriskie - Alena, Tom Troupe - Jack Favor, Udo Kier - Hans, Sally Curtice - Jane Lightwork, Robert Lee Pitchlynn - Walt, Mickey Cottrell - Daddy Carroll
Runtime: 104 min
Country: USA
Language: English
Company: New Line Cinema
Links: IMDb Profile
Categories: Drama, Romance
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For fuck’s sake, don’t watch this film. Yes, it stars Keanu Reeves and Udo Kier in a small role, but it’s just so damn awful.
Mike (River Pheonix) is a male prostitute and has narcolepsy – a disease which causes him to fall into deep sleep in an instant. His best friend is Scott (Keanu Reeves), the mayor’s son who went on being a vagabond and, like Mike, a prostitute.
OK, so it’s a drama. But it had Keanu, I thought. He is always cool. This film will be alright. I was wrong, except for the part of Keanu being cool – he is, but everything else is just plain shit. There are dramas, good dramas, like “Fight Club” or “Oldboy” or “A Clockwork Orange” and there are those dramas that try to look like some art films but the truth is almost nobody understands them. “It’s some artsy stuff, I don’t really get it, but it must be good.” Well, it isn’t.
“My Own Private Idaho” is such a pile of quasi-philosophical crap, and not even Keanu or Udo, the German car parts seller named Hans, can save it. The second film in my life which I couldn’t finish watching.
It's one of those films for gaywad critics. They would certainly describe it as best film ever, but in words that 90% of us would not understand.
I say, plainly and simply - it sucks major ass.
Rating: 1/10
- review by Ventilation Shaft
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Last updated: 2010-04-13 11:56:45 by user01
I don't know if this would count as a dirty confession: I tend to not be moved by Gus Van Sant's films. I like to think that I get them. In fact, I like to think that they are similar in a sense to many of the movies I've made myself: and his writing is similar to my screenwriting style (without the whole gay thing, not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm just not). And still, I've seen a handful of his flicks and I'm pretty sure that I tend to feel fairly flat after all of them. Even Elephant , a movie that I had been trying to write since Columbine in '99, but GVS beat me to the punch: I was totally stoked to see it, I saw it, and when I left the theater, I had no desire to think to profoundly on it. My Own Private Idaho strikes me as a film that could have easily fallen into the same emotional void, and it's not helped along by Van Sant's insistence to Shakespearize his dialogue, his insistence to use Keanu Reeves in the worst way that...
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I’m sure there’s something that I’m not getting with this movie. Maybe it’s the fact that I’ve never seen or read Henry IV by Shakespeare, a play that inspired much of My Own Private Idaho, or maybe it’s the fact that the film plays more like Gerry, Last Days or Elephant than it does Van Sant’s other work like Good Will Hunting, To Die For, or Finding Forrester, or maybe the film doesn’t have much interesting to say at all, and I’m just trying to read something into it. Of course, a film this disjointed, this oddly manufactured must have something to say right?
Unfortunately, I don’t think it does. According to the films Wikipedia page, Van Sant essentially merged three separate scripts to form one film, the result, feels that way. Some scenes are so well done, for example, the segment where Keanu Reeves looks out from the cover of a porn magazine, and explains his own philosophy on being a hustler, the return of Bob, a Fagin like character in lives of many of Portland’s young street hustlers, the robbery, and resulting lies from Bob that follow his return.
But overall, the film doesn’t work, which is disappointing. Keanu Reeves delivers a passable, if not good performance, as Scott Favor, the son of the mayor who has decided to live his life on the outskirts of society, at least until he gets his trust fund. River Phoenix is wonderful, if underutilized as Mike a narcoleptic young hustler in search of his mother. Great supporting turns by William Richert as Bob, and Udo Kier as Hans really make certain segments of the film shine. And then it all becomes disjointed again, and you spend your time trying to get your bearings again, just in time for everything to make sense again, only to turn around once more.
The film looks, and is shot wonderfully, but Van Sant’s success as a director only seems to underscore his failure as a writer with this project. Though I’m sure there are some who love this film, I can’t really understand why.
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