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Purple Rain

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3.2
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2.8

Directors: Albert Magnoli,

Writers: William Blinn (written by),Albert Magnoli (written by),

Release: 7 July 1984 (USA)

Plot: A young man with a talent for music has begun a career with much promise. He meets an aspiring singer...

Cast: Prince - The Kid,   Apollonia Kotero - Apollonia,   Morris Day - Morris,   Olga Karlatos - Mother,   Clarence Williams III - Father,   Jerome Benton - Jerome,   Billy Sparks - Billy,   Jill Jones - Jill,   Charles Huntsberry - Chick,   Dez Dickerson - Dez,   Brenda Bennett - Brenda,   Susan Moonsie - Susan (as Susan),   Sandra Claire Gershman - Beautiful Babe,   Kim Upsher - Kim,   Alan Leeds - Stage Hand

Runtime: 111 min

Country: USA

Language: English

Company: Warner Bros. Pictures

Links: IMDb Profile

Categories: Drama, Musical, Romance

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2.5

Tripping Stardust Through Fetid Film - Part III * Favorite Review *

Close your mouth lest it be filled with lace

Genre: Music Drama

Starring: Prince (Under the Cherry Moon • Graffiti Bridge), Apollonia Kotero

Directed By: Albert Magnoli

Overview: An up and coming musician named The Kid meets Apollonia, a singer who hopes to make it big. Between his dysfunctional family and Morris, his rival in things both musical and romantic, a turbulent life may well make fame and fortune nothing more than a pipe dream.

So here I was writing this lovely segment for Part II, when I suddenly realized how much I had to say on the topic that is Purple Rain (1984). After watching forty Hecklefest films, this is my favourite stinker so far and for that reason it will always have a special place in my heart - much to the dismay of the other members of our little viewing circle - who each detested it with biblical fury.

Yes children, the dystopia that is 1984 is upon us, for the world is indeed bleak and hair is maddeningly frizzy. Prince, the ever-effeminate pop singer stars, as does his taller (but creatively shortened though filmic machinations of creative lenses and camera placement) fame-hopeful love interest. Shoulder pads, lingerie on stage and big hair is the order of the day... and the women are extravagantly dressed too.

Something happened between then and now that made her sexy... once.. *eyebrow raise*

Best scene ever? So, so, so many, Oh My God. Hair and wardrobe aside (and no it NEVER gets old... EVER), there's a couple moments worthy of note.

1.) Prince's character, named The Kid, finally moves in for the seductive first kiss (ignore the fact that he took his new girlfriend back to his room at his mom's house - classy). He does an all too creepy Princey move, honestly exageratedly vogueing his hands like Madonna, framing the girl's face as he approaches, kicking his feet like a Spanish flamenco dancer. When he finally does kiss Apollonia, it's much the same, all poses and wet darting with some creepy flitting tongue action. Ick, ick, ick!

2.) The sweet lovemaking scene. We have our camera position at the headboard looking down towards the foot of the bed. She's standing, facing us, her hands on the bed, wearing red lingerie. Prince stands behind her one hand full of D-cup, the other working down below. Me and my crew of four all start groaning in disgust - somehow this all seems wrong. Prince moves his hand a little lower, a little more over to the side, almost showing us her entire treasure box, and our displeasure only grows in volume.

I think my buddy ACJ almost puked.

3.) The humiliation of lake Minnetonka: The Kid takes his potential love interest to the woods on his flagrant purple motorbike and tells her that he will NOT help her in her career goals. When she asks why not, he tells her that she has yet to purify herself in the waters of lake Minnetonka. She proceeds to strip to her skivvies - where we get a wonderful eyeful of her meloney chesticles - and jumps in, all while The Kid is telling her that this particular body of water isn't actually lake Minnetonka. Then he proceeds to tear off in his motorbike, leaving her wet ass in the water, in the middle of the woods - alone. Oh it's gold.

Budget - Decent, though half of it was spent on makeup, lace and that purple motorbike.

Now imagine this thing moving all over you... eeeeesh

Performance: 4 Cinematography: 6 Script: 6 Plot: 3 Mood: 10

Overall Rating: 58% (Well, It Sure Looks Like Funny Weather...)

Aftertaste:

How best to wrap up the feel of this film. Would it be the specific mood conveyed by the scene where goons chuck Apollonia in a dumpster? No, I've got better.

In a scene where The Kid gets mad and slaps Apollonia, there's a moment where she's shocked, followed by a moment where she considers staying there, in the room with The Kid, her cheek burning.

I immediately piped up, "Seriously? You nailed her once! The boink:slap ratio has certainly not even come close to having been met! You'd have to hump her at least five times before being able to get away with her even thinking about staying after you smacked her in the mouth like that! Come ON!"

That's when I started getting the horrific stares, causing me to re-evaluate the boink:slap ratio to 7:1.

Somehow that didn't help the leering judgments.

All that to say that there was indeed much progress left to be made for a woman of the 80s if a director's 'vision' meant she should consider taking the abuse for more than two seconds.

sLater kiddies.

Recommendations: Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarantino, 2009), Requiem for a Dream, Dawn of the Dead

2010-05-18 00:18:57

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Tripping Stardust Through Fetid Film - Part III * Favorite Review *

Close your mouth lest it be filled with lace Genre: Music Drama Starring: Prince (Under the Cherry Moon • Graffiti Bridge), Apollonia Kotero Directed By: Albert Magnoli Overview: An up and coming musician named The Kid meets Apollonia, a singer who hopes to make it big. Between his dysfunctional family and Morris, his rival in things both musical and romantic, a turbulent life may well make fame and fortune nothing more than a pipe dream. So here I was writing this lovely segment for Part II , when I suddenly realized how much I had to say on the topic that is Purple Rain (1984). After watching forty Hecklefest films, this is my favourite stinker so far and for that reason it will always have a special place in my heart - much to the dismay of the other members of our little viewing circle - who each detested it with biblical fury. Yes children, the dystopia that is 1984 is upon us, for the world is indeed bleak and hair is maddeningly frizzy. Prince, the...

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2010-05-18 00:18:57

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Purple Rain

Whenever I don't review a new movie in theatres or a new release on DVD I will revisit some of my favorite movies. I will start with Prince's 'Purple Rain' which is one of the best rock star movies ever made. There are many movies that rock stars have done that are very good but this has the most energy of them all comparable to 'A Hard Day's Night'. The acting mostly is raw and sometimes terrible for the most part but that adds to the greatness. This is set in Prince's hometown portraying his background and roots and his family life. The raw acting adds to the naturalness like we are watching real people that were a part of his life. If the acting was more professional it wouldn't seem right, it makes it more lived in and real. We feel like we are eavesdropping on real people in his life. That being said I still think Clarence Williams III should have been considered for an Academy Award nomination playing Prince's father. Also Morris Day and Jerome Benton are very funny and have a...

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2010-02-14 23:33:46

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Most Important Black Films #22 – Purple Rain

Oh yes! This one was on and off the list a few times, but in the end it made the cut. Even though I’m known to be more of a Michael Jackson in his prime fan, Purple Rain still played a very important role in my childhood. How you ask? Read on…

Relevance: Prince and the Revolution vs Morris Day and the Time. And I understand there were a few songs from this film that still get into the rotation on black radio from time to time…

Legacy: Again, I’m judging primarily the film, not the album. I’m tempted to say the film didn’t give us much that’s stood the test of time, until Dave Chappelle and Charlie Murphy opened their mouths. “Why don’t you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?” Yes, I’m laughing as I type this…

Craft: Well, there were two professional actors in Purple Rain (Prince’s parents), and um, it kinda shows. It’s a definitive 80s movie though, and by all accounts the point of the film was to highlight the talents of Prince, so, high marks for that.

Crossover: Was Prince already an accomplshed musician with hit songs? Yes of course. Did Purple Rain take his stature to the next level, permanently? I would say so. Fun tidbit I was too young to remember: Prince won the Best Original Song Oscar for Purple Rain. That’s right folks, on top of everything else, Prince is an Academy Award winner. Wow.

Apollo: They’ve taken Prince’s Dad away in the ambulance. It’s dead silent in the Revolution’s dressing room. It looks like it’s all over. And right at that rock bottom moment, Morris Day sticks his head in the doorway and says “How’s the family?” Oh man. I still get upset just thinking about the Time laughing their way down the hallway! Even when they cut to Morris and Jerome cheering during Prince’s encore at the end, I was still pissed off! I couldn’t have been more than 7 or 8 at the time, but I know my lifelong distrust of light skinned brothas AND pretty boys started right at that moment (Prince aside of course). And if you’re a light skinned pretty boy, I’m just telling you right now you got an uphill battle with me, player!

Alright, I’ve gotten that off my chest. Another classic ‘player’ movie comes in at #21. Come back in a couple weeks for that one.

Last updated: 2010-01-18 14:41:37 by malikaziz

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